—Burns.

Not from his head was woman took, As made her husband to o'erlook; Not from his feet, as one designed The footstool of the stronger kind; But fashioned for himself, a bride; An equal, taken from his side.

—Charles Wesley.

See also Mice; Mothers; Smoking; Suffragettes; Wives; Woman suffrage.



WOMAN SUFFRAGE

WOMAN VOTER—"Now, I may as well be frank with you. I absolutely refuse to vote the same ticket as that horrid Jones woman."

Kate Douglas Wiggin was asked recently how she stood on the vote for women question. She replied she didn't "stand at all," and told a story about a New England farmer's wife who had no very romantic ideas about the opposite sex, and who, hurrying from churn to sink, from sink to shed, and back to the kitchen stove, was asked if she wanted to vote. "No, I certainly don't! I say if there's one little thing that the men folks can do alone, for goodness sakes let 'em do it!" she replied.

MR. E.N. QUIRE—"What are those women mauling that man for?"

MRS. HENBALLOT—"He insulted us by saying that the suffrage movement destroyed our naturally timid sweetness and robbed us of all our gentleness."

"Did you cast your vote, Aunty?"

"Oh, yes! Isn't it grand? A real nice gentleman with a beautiful moustache and yellow spats marked my ballot for me. I know I should have marked it myself, but it seemed to please him greatly."

"Does your wife want to vote?"

"No. She wants a larger town house, a villa on the sea coast and a new limousine car every six months. I'd be pleased most to death if she could fix her attention on a smaller matter like the vote."

"What you want, I suppose, is to vote, just like the men do."

"Certainly not," replied Mrs. Baring-Banners. "If we couldn't do any better than that there would be no use of our voting."

"There's only one thing I can think of to head off this suffrage movement," said the mere man.

"What is that?" asked his wife.

"Make the legal age for voting thirty-five instead of twenty-one."—Catholic Universe.

MAMIE—"I believe in woman's rights."

GERTIE—"Then you think every woman should have a vote?"

MAMIE—"No; but I think every woman should have a voter."—The Woman's Journal.

During the Presidential campaign the question of woman suffrage was much discussed among women pro and con, and at an afternoon tea the conversation turned that way between the women guests.

"Are you a woman suffragist?" asked the one who was most interested.

"Indeed, I am not," replied the other most emphatically.

"Oh, that's too bad, but just supposing you were, whom would you support in the present campaign?"

"The same man I've always supported, of course," was the apt reply—"my husband."

See also Suffragettes.



WOMEN'S CLUBS

See Clubs.



WORDS

See Authors.



WORK

All work and no play Makes Jack surreptitiously gay.

"Wot cheer, Alf? Yer lookin' sick; wot is it?"

"Work! nuffink but work, work, work, from mornin' till night!"

'"Ow long 'ave yer been at it?"

"Start tomorrow."—Punch.

Several men were discussing the relative importance and difficulty of mental and physical work, and one of them told the following experience:

"Several years ago, a tramp, one of the finest specimens of physical manhood that I have ever seen, dropped into my yard and asked me for work. The first day I put him to work helping to move some heavy rocks, and he easily did as much work as any two other men, and yet was as fresh as could be at the end of the day.

"The next morning, having no further use for him, I told him he could go; but he begged so hard to remain that I let him go into the cellar and empty some apple barrels, putting the good apples into one barrel and throwing away the rotten ones—about a half hour's work.

"At the end of two hours he was still in the cellar, and I went down to see what the trouble was. I found him only half through, but almost exhausted, beads of perspiration on his brow.

"'What's the matter?' I asked. 'Surely that work isn't hard.'

"'No not hard,' he replied. 'But the strain on the judgment is awful.'"

See also Rest cure.



WORMS

A country girl was home from college for the Christmas holidays and the old folks were having a reception in her honor. During the event she brought out some of her new gowns to show to the guests. Picking up a beautiful silk creation she held it up before the admiring crowd.

"Isn't this perfectly gorgeous!" she exclaimed. "Just think, it came from a poor little insignificant worm!"

Her hard-working father looked a moment, then he turned and said: "Yes, darn it, an' I'm that worm!"



YALE UNIVERSITY

The new cook, who had come into the household during the holidays, asked her mistress:

"Where ban your son? I not seeing him round no more."

"My son," replied the mistress pridefully. "Oh, he has gone back to Yale. He could only get away long enough to stay until New Year's day, you see. I miss him dreadfully, tho."

"Yas, I knowing yoost how you feel. My broder, he ban in yail sax times since Tanksgiving."



YONKERS

An American took an Englishman to a theater. An actor in the farce, about to die, exclaimed: "Please, dear wife, don't bury me in Yonkers!"

The Englishman turned to his friend and said: "I say, old chap, what are yonkers?"



"YOU"

Here's to the world, the merry old world, To its days both bright and blue; Here's to our future, be it what it may, And here's to my best—that's you!



ZONES

TEACHER—"How many zones has the earth?"

PUPIL—"Five."

TEACHER—"Correct. Name them."

PUPIL—"Temperate zone, intemperate, canal, horrid, and o."—Life.



INDEX

ABILITY ABOLITION ABSENT-MINDEDNESS ACCIDENTS ACTING ACTORS AND ACTRESSES ADAPTATION ADDRESSES ADVERTISING ADVICE AERONAUTICS AEROPLANES AFTER DINNER SPEECHES AGE AGENTS AGRICULTURE ALARM CLOCKS ALERTNESS ALIBI ALIMONY ALLOWANCES ALTRUISM AMBITION AMERICAN GIRL AMERICANS AMUSEMENTS ANATOMY ANCESTRY ANGER ANNIVERSARIES ANTIDOTES APPEARANCES APPLAUSE ARBITRATION INTERNATIONAL ARITHMETIC ARMIES ARMY RATIONS ART ARTISTS ATHLETES ATTENTION AUTHORS AUTOMOBILES AUTOMOBILING AVIATION AVIATORS

BABIES BACCALAUREATE SERMONS BACTERIA BADGES BAGGAGE BALDNESS BANKS AND BANKING BAPTISM BAPTISTS BARGAINS BASEBALL BATHS AND BATHING BAZARS BEARDS BEAUTY BEAUTY, PERSONAL BEDS BEER BEES BEETLES BEGGING BETTING BIBLE INTERPRETATION BIGAMY BILLS BIRTHDAYS BLUFFING BLUNDERS BOASTING BONANZAS BOOKKEEPING BOOKS AND READING BOOKSELLERS AND BOOKSELLING BOOKWORMS BOOMERANGS BORES BORROWERS BOSSES BOSTON BOXING BOYS BREAKFAST FOODS BREATH BREVITY BRIBERY BRIDES BRIDGE WHIST BROOKLYN BRYAN, WILLIAM JENNINGS BUILDINGS BURGLARS BUSINESS BUSINESS ENTERPRISE BUSINESS ETHICS BUSINESS WOMEN

CAMPAIGNS CAMPING CANDIDATES CANNING AND PRESERVING CAPITALISTS CAREFULNESS CARPENTERS CARVING CASTE CATS CAUSE AND EFFECT CAUTION CHAMPAGNE CHARACTER CHARITY CHICAGO CHICKEN STEALING CHILD LABOR CHILDREN CHOICES CHOIRS CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS CHRISTIANS CHRISTMAS GIFTS CHRONOLOGY CHURCH ATTENDANCE CHURCH DISCIPLINE CIRCUS CIVILIZATION CLEANLINESS CLERGY CLIMATE CLOTHING CLUBS COAL DEALERS COEDUCATION COFFEE COINS COLLECTING OF ACCOUNTS COLLECTORS AND COLLECTING COLLEGE GRADUATES COLLEGE STUDENTS COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES COMMON SENSE COMMUTERS COMPARISONS COMPENSATION COMPETITION COMPLIMENTS COMPOSERS COMPROMISES CONFESSIONS CONGRESS CONGRESSMEN CONSCIENCE CONSEQUENCES CONSIDERATION CONSTANCY CONTRIBUTION BOX CONUNDRUMS CONVERSATION COOKERY COOKS CORNETS CORNS CORPULENCE COSMOPOLITANISM COST OF LIVING COUNTRY LIFE COURAGE COURTESY COURTS COURTSHIP COWARDS COWS CRITICISM CRUELTY CUCUMBERS CULTURE CURFEW CURIOSITY CYCLONES

DACHSHUNDS DAMAGES DANCING DEAD BEATS DEBTS DEER DEGREES DEMOCRACY DEMOCRATIC PARTY DENTISTRY DENTISTS DESCRIPTION DESIGN, DECORATIVE DESTINATION DETAILS DETECTIVES DETERMINATION DIAGNOSIS DIET DILEMMAS DINING DIPLOMACY DISCIPLINE DISCOUNTS DISCRETION DISPOSITION DISTANCES DIVORCE DOGS DOMESTIC FINANCE DOMESTIC RELATIONS DRAMA DRAMATIC CRITICISM DRAMATISTS DRESSMAKERS DRINKING DROUGHTS DRUNKARDS DYSPEPSIA

ECHOES ECONOMY EDITORS EDUCATION EFFICIENCY EGOTISM ELECTIONS ELECTRICITY EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS EMPLOYERS AND EMPLOYEES ENEMIES ENGLAND ENGLISH LANGUAGE ENGLISHMEN ENTHUSIASM EPITAPHS EPITHETS EQUALITY ERMINE ESCAPES ETHICS ETIQUET EUROPEAN WAR EVIDENCE EXAMINATIONS EXCUSES EXPOSURE EXTORTION EXTRAVAGANCE

FAILURES FAITH FAITHFULNESS FAME FAMILIES FAREWELLS FASHION FATE FATHERS FAULTS FEES FEET FIGHTING FINANCE FINGER-BOWLS FIRE DEPARTMENTS FIRE ESCAPES FIRES FIRST AID IN ILLNESS AND INJURY FISH FISHERMEN FISHING FLATS FLATTERY FLIES FLIRTATION FLOWERS FOOD FOOTBALL FORDS FORECASTING FORESIGHT FORGETFULNESS FORTUNE HUNTERS FOUNTAIN PENS FOURTH OF JULY FREAKS FREE THOUGHT FRENCH LANGUAGE FRESHMEN FRIENDS FRIENDS, SOCIETY OF FRIENDSHIP FUN FUNERALS FURNITURE FUTURE LIFE

GARDENING GAS STOVES GENEROSITY GENTLEMEN GERMANS GHOSTS GIFTS GLUTTONY GOLF GOOD FELLOWSHIP GOSSIP GOVERNMENT OWNERSHIP GOVERNORS GRAFT GRATITUDE GREAT BRITAIN GRIEF GUARANTEES GUESTS

HABIT HADES HAPPINESS HARNESSING HARVARD UNIVERSITY HASH HASTE HEALTH RESORTS HEARING HEAVEN HEIRLOOMS HELL HEREDITY HEROES HIGH COST OF LIVING HINTING HOME HOMELINESS HOMESTEADS HONESTY HONOR HOPE HORSES HOSTS HOTELS HUNGER HUNTING HURRY HUSBANDS HYBRIDIZATION HYPERBOLE HYPOCRISY

IDEALS ILLUSIONS AND HALLUCINATIONS IMAGINATION IMITATION INFANTS INQUISITIVENESS INSANITY INSPIRATIONS INSTALMENT PLAN INSTRUCTIONS INSURANCE, LIFE INSURANCE BLANKS INSURGENTS INTERVIEWS INVITATIONS IRISH BULLS IRISHMEN IRREVERENCE IDEALS ILLUSIONS AND HALLUCINATIONS IMAGINATION IMITATION INFANTS INQUISITIVENESS INSANITY INSPIRATIONS INSTALMENT PLAN INSTRUCTIONS INSURANCE, LIFE INSURANCE BLANKS INSURGENTS INTERVIEWS INVITATIONS IRISH BULLS IRISHMEN IRREVERENCE

JAMES, HENRY JEWELS JEWS JOKES JOURNALISM JUDGES JUDGMENT JURY JUSTICE JUVENILE DELINQUENCY

KENTUCKY KINDNESS KINGS AND RULERS KISSES KNOWLEDGE KULTUR

LABOR AND LABORING CLASSES LADIES LANDLORDS LANGUAGES LAUGHTER LAW LAWYERS LAZINESS LEAP YEAR LEGISLATORS LIARS LIBERTY LIBRARIANS LIFE LISPING LOST AND FOUND LOVE LOYALTY LUCK

MAINE MAKING GOOD MALARIA MARKS(WO)MANSHIP MARRIAGE MARRIAGE FEES MATHEMATICS MATRIMONY MEASURING INSTRUMENTS MEDICAL INSPECTION OF SCHOOLS MEDICINE MEEKNESS MEMORIALS MEMORY MEN MESSAGES METAPHOR MICE MIDDLE CLASSES MILITANTS MILITARY DISCIPLINE MILLINERS MILLIONAIRES MINORITIES MISERS MISSIONARIES MISSIONS MISTAKEN IDENTITY MOLLYCODDLES MONEY MORAL EDUCATION MOSQUITOES MOTHERS MOTHERS-IN-LAW MOTORCYCLES MOUNTAINS MOVING PICTURES MUCK-RAKING MULES MUNICIPAL GOVERNMENT MUSEUMS MUSIC MUSICIANS

NAMES, PERSONAL NATIVES NATURE LOVERS NAVIGATION NEATNESS NEGROES NEIGHBORS NEW JERSEY NEW YORK CITY NEWS NEWSPAPERS

OBESITY OBITUARIES OBSERVATION OCCUPATIONS OCEAN OFFICE BOYS OFFICE-SEEKERS OLD AGE OLD MASTERS ONIONS OPERA OPPORTUNITY OPTIMISM ORATORS OUTDOOR LIFE

PAINTING PAINTINGS PANICS PARENTS PARROTS PARTNERSHIP PASSWORDS PATIENCE PATRIOTISM PENSIONS PESSIMISM PHILADELPHIA PHILANTHROPISTS PHILOSOPHY PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS PICKPOCKETS PINS PITTSBURG PLAY PLEASURE POETRY POETS POLICE POLITENESS POLITICAL PARTIES POLITICIANS POLITICS POVERTY PRAISE PRAYER MEETINGS PRAYERS PREACHING PRESCRIPTIONS PRESENCE OF MIND PRINTERS PRISONS PRODIGALS PROFANITY PROHIBITION PROMOTING PROMOTION PROMPTNESS PRONUNCIATION PROPORTION PROPOSALS PROPRIETY PROSPERITY PROTESTANT EPISCOPAL CHURCH PROTESTANTS PROVIDENCE PROVINCIALISM PUBLIC SERVICE CORPORATIONS PUBLIC SPEAKERS PUNISHMENT PUNS PURE FOOD

QUARRELS QUESTIONS QUOTATIONS

RACE PREJUDICES RACE PRIDE RACE SUICIDE RACES RAILROADS RAPID TRANSIT READING REAL ESTATE AGENTS REALISM RECALL RECOMMENDATIONS RECONCILIATIONS REFORMERS REGRETS REHEARSALS RELATIVES RELIGIONS REMEDIES REMINDERS REPARTEE REPORTING REPUBLICAN PARTY REPUTATION RESEMBLANCES RESIGNATION RESPECTABILITY REST CURE RETALIATION REVOLUTIONS REWARDS RHEUMATISM ROADS ROASTS ROOSEVELT, THEODORE

SALARIES SALESMEN AND SALESMANSHIP SALOONS SALVATION SAVING SCANDAL SCHOOLS SCIENTIFIC MANAGEMENT SCOTCH, THE SEASICKNESS SEASONS SENATORS SENSE OF HUMOR SENTRIES SERMONS SERVANTS SHOPPING SHYNESS SIGNS SILENCE SIN SKATING SKY-SCRAPERS SLEEP SMILES SMOKING SNEEZING SNOBBERY SNORING SOCIALISTS SOCIETY SOLECISMS SONS SOUVENIRS SPECULATION SPEED SPINSTERS SPITE SPRING STAMMERING STATESMEN STATISTICS STEAK STEAM STEAMSHIPS AND STEAMBOATS STENOGRAPHERS STOCK BROKERS STRATEGY SUBWAYS SUCCESS SUFFRAGETTES SUICIDE SUMMER RESORTS SUNDAY SUNDAY SCHOOLS SUPERSTITION SURPRISE SWIMMERS SYMPATHY SYNONYMS

TABLE MANNERS TACT TAFT, WILLIAM HOWARD TALENT TALKERS TARDINESS TARIFF TASTE TEACHERS TEARS TEETH TELEPHONE TEMPER TEMPERANCE TEXAS TEXTS THEATER THIEVES THIN PEOPLE THRIFT TIDES TIME TIPS TITLES OF HONOR AND NOBILITY TOASTS TOBACCO TOURISTS TRAMPS TRANSMUTATION TRAVELERS TREASON TREES TRIGONOMETRY TROUBLE TRUSTS TRUTH TURKEYS TUTORS TWINS

UMBRELLAS

VALUE VANITY VERSATILITY VOICE

WAGES WAITERS WAR WARNINGS WASHINGTON, GEORGE WASPS WASTE WEALTH WEATHER WEDDING ANNIVERSARIES WEDDING PRESENTS WEDDINGS WEIGHTS AND MEASURES WELCOMES WEST, THE WHISKY WHISKY BREATH WIDOWS WIND WINDFALLS WINE WISHES WITNESSES WIVES WOMAN WOMAN SUFFRAGE WOMEN'S CLUBS WORDS WORK WORMS

YALE UNIVERSITY YONKERS "YOU"

ZONES

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